Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Using and Holding Your DSLR Camera Properly




As point and shoot cameras have become smaller and smaller over the years, photographers have had to adjust how they hold the thin cameras, perfecting the "pinch" method for holding and using a point and shoot camera.

If you later move to a DSLR camera, you may have to learn all over again how to hold the larger DSLR camera. Additionally, how you use your DSLR camera can make a big difference in the quality of your photos.

How you hold and use your DSLR can make a big difference to the quality of your imagery. Just follow these straight-forward tips, and chances are good you'll improve your photos dramatically.

Use the camera's neck strap. This is more of a safety tip than anything else, because keeping your expensive camera firmly attached to your body by a neck strap will discourage any would-be thieves from running off with it. Additionally, if you are unlucky enough to stumble, a neck strap will stop your camera from flying out of your hands.

Hold your camera and lens. Use your right hand to grip the camera (most DSLRs have a hand grip on their right-hand side), and cup the lens with your left hand. This will help prevent camera shake from a heavy lens, and it will keep your fingers out of the way of the lens and LCD screen.

Stand up straight! If you're taking shots standing upright, make sure you don't slouch. Keep your back straight ... unless you want to spend a fortune with the osteopath in later years! Try to keep your elbows as close to your body as possible to aid stability. Aim for a nice wide stance with your feet, and you'll end up with better stability and far better shots.

Use your knees. If you need a lower angle of view, crouching down on one knee is the way to go. Not only will you lower your perspective, but this position also aids stability. Make sure you rest one elbow on your knee, though, or you'll be flailing all over the place!

Use the viewfinder to frame your images. If you try to use the LCD screen to compose your photographs, then you'll have to hold the camera at arm's length. This immediately takes away stability and could cause camera shake. All pros use the viewfinder, so follow their lead!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

CAN YOU BEAT THIS RESUME ???





EDUCATION / Qualification:

1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh
1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh ,
1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College, Cambridge,
1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge ,
1957; DPhil ( Oxford ), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India 's export competitiveness
OCCUPATION / Teaching Experience:

Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;
Reader, Economics, 1959-63;
Professor, Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1963-65;
Professor, International Trade, Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi,1969-71
Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University ,New Delhi,1976 and Delhi
School of Economics, University of Delhi ,1996 and Civil Servant
Working Experience / POSITIONS::

1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade
1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance
1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India
Director, Industrial Development Bank of India;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, IBRD
November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs);
Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member, finance, Space Commission
April 1980 - September 15, 1982 : Member-secretary, Planning Commission
1980-83: Chairman , India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee
September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985 : Governor, Reserve Bank of India .
1982-85: Alternate Governor for India Board of governors, International Monetary Fund
1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister
1985: President, Indian Economic Association
January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987 : Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission
August 1, 1987 - November 10, 19! 90: Secretary-general and commissioner, south commission, Geneva
December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991 : Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs
March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991 : Chairman, UGC
June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996 : Union finance minister
October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket
June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha
1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance
August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce
March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha
June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance
August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules
Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group
June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha
Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee
BOOKS:

India's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth Clarendon Press, Oxford University , 1964;
Also published large number of articles in various economic journals.
OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge , 1956
Padma Vibhushan, 1987
Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;
Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994
INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:

1966: Economic Affairs Officer
1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD
1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform
1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings
1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting
1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting
1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna
RECREATION :

Gymkhana Club, New Delhi;
Life Member, India International Centre, New Delhi
PERSONAL DETAILS:

Name : Dr. Manmohan Singh

DOB : September 26, 1932

Place of Birth : Gah ( West Punjab )

Father : S. Gurmukh Singh

Mother : Mrs Amrit Kaur

Married on : September 14, 1958

Wife : Mrs Gursharan Kaur

Children : Three Daughters

Our Prime Minister seems to be the most qualified PM all over the world. . .

Pass this to every INDIAN . . . and be PROUD to be an INDIAN . . .

NIBANDH LEKHAN


निम्नलिखित लेख उस छात्र की कॉपी से लिया गया है, जिसे निबंध लेखन
प्रतियोगिता में पहला पुरस्कार मिला है। निबध का विषय था - फ्लाईओवर।

फ्लाईओवर का जीवन में बहुत महत्व है, खास तौर पर इंजीनियरों और ठेकेदारों
के जीवन में तो घणा ही महत्व है। एक फ्लाईओवर से न जाने कितनी कोठियां
निकल आती हैं। पश्चिम जगत के इंजीनियर भले ही इसे न समझें कि भारत में यह
कमाल होता है कि पुल से कोठियां निकल आती हैं और फ्लाईओवर से फार्महाउस।

खैर, फ्लाईओवर से हमें जीवन के कई पाठ मिलते हैं, जैसे बंदा कई बार
घुमावदार फ्लाईओवर पर चले, तो पता चलता है कि जहां से शुरुआत की थी, वहीं
पर पहुंच गए हैं। उदाहरण के लिए ऑल इंडिया इंस्टिट्यूट ऑफ मेडिकल साइंसेज
के पास के फ्लाईओवर में बंदा कई बार जहां से शुरू करे, वहीं पहुंच जाता
है। वैसे, यह लाइफ का सत्य है, कई बार बरसों चलते -चलते यह पता चलता है
कि कहीं पहुंचे ही नहीं।

फ्लाईओवर जब नए-नए बनते हैं, तो एकाध महीने ट्रैफिक स्मूद रहता है, फिर
वही हाल हो लेता है। जैसे आश्रम में अब फ्लाईओवर पर जाम लगता है, यानी अब
फ्लाईओवर पर फ्लाईओवर की जरूरत है। फिर उस फ्लाईओवर के फ्लाईओवर के
फ्लाईओवर पर भी फ्लाईओवर चाहिए होगा। हो सकता है कि कुछ समय बाद फ्लाईओवर
अथॉरिटी ऑफ इंडिया ही बन जाए। इसमें कुछ और अफसरों की पोस्टिंग का जुगाड़
हो जाएगा। तब हम कह सकेंगे कि फ्लाईओवरों का अफसरों के जीवन में भी घणा
महत्व है।

दिल्ली में इन दिनों फ्लाईओवरों की धूम है। इधर से फ्लाईओवर, उधर से
फ्लाईओवर। फ्लाईओवर बनने के चक्कर में विकट जाम हो रहे हैं। दिल्ली
गाजियाबाद अप्सरा बॉर्डर के जाम में फंसकर धैर्य और संयम जैसे गुणों का
विकास हो जाता है, ऑटोमैटिक। व्यग्र और उग्र लोगों का एक ट्रीटमेंट यह है
कि उन्हें अप्सरा बॉर्डर के जाम में छोड़ दिया जाए।

फ्लाईओवर बनने से पहले जाम फ्लाईओवर के नीचे लगते हैं, फिर फ्लाईओवर बनने
के बाद जाम ऊपर लगने शुरू हो जाते हैं। इससे हमें भौतिकी के उस नियम का
पता चलता है कि कहीं कुछ नहीं बदलता, फ्लाईओवर का उद्देश्य इतना भर रहता
है कि वह जाम को नीचे से ऊपर की ओर ले आता है, ताकि नीचे वाले जाम के लिए
रास्ता प्रशस्त किया जा सके।

फ्लाईओवरों का भविष्य उज्जवल है। कुछ समय बाद यह सीन होगा कि जैसे डबल
डेकर बस होती है, वैसे डबल डेकर फ्लाईओवर भी होंगे। डबल ही क्यों,
ट्रिपल, फाइव डेकर फ्लाईओवर भी हो सकते हैं। दिल्ली वाले तब अपना एड्रेस
यूं बताएंगे - आश्रम के पांचवें लेवल के फ्लाईओवर के ठीक सामने जो फ्लैट
पड़ता है, वो मेरा है। कभी जाम में फंस जाएं, तो कॉल कर देना, डोरी में
टांग कर चाय लटका दूंगा। संवाद कुछ इस तरह के होंगे - अबे कहां रहता है
आजकल रोज अपने फ्लैट से पांचवें लेवल का जाम देखता हूं, तेरी कार नहीं
दिखती। सामने वाला बताएगा - आजकल मैं चौथे लेवल के फ्लाईओवर में फंसता
हूं। अबे पांचवें लेवल के जाम में फंसा कर, वहां हवा अच्छी लगती है। अबे,
ले मैं तेरे ऊपर ही था, पांचवें वाले लेवल पर और तू चौथे लेवल पर, कॉल कर
देता, तो झांककर बात कर लेता

Chintu ki Kavita ... !!! - Good One

Pareshaan thi Chintu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Chintu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Chintu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Chintu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Onsite ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Chintu ka haal
Chintu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Chintu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"
"Onsite ke laddu se buddu banate ho"

"Promotion do warna chala jaunga"
"Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga"
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"
"Abhi aur bhi Chintus hai mere paas"

"Yeh duniya Chintuon se bhari hai"
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga"
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Chintu banaunga"

(WAKE UP CHINTU)

THE CORRECT WAY OF EATING FRUITS


We think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and popping it into our mouths. It's not that easy as you think. It's important to know how and when to eat fruits. Do you know of anyone who hates all the fruits? Most likely not. Everyone will immediately talk about the fruits they like very much. The reason why everyone likes fruits is because our bodies crave for it instinctively. The colour, the texture, the aroma and the sweetness make it very attractive. Do you know that fruits are an important part of our food schedule?



Remember that our ancestors were not meat eaters or seed eaters - they were mostly fruit eaters. Fruits have the highest water content of any food. In addition, the vitamins, minerals, carbohydrates, amino acids and fatty acids that a human requires can be derived from fruits. When a fruit is consumed correctly, nothing can surpass it. Even for those who want to lose a little weight, the proper consumption of fruits will help. A survey found that those who eat fruits more at every meal tend to want to eat less in the next meal. The reason being the sugar content in the fruit. It was also found that a particular substance in some fruits could cut the risk of heart diseases or heart attacks. The substance protects the heart by preventing the blood from becoming too thick and plugging up the arteries. So fruit is surely cleansing!



Fruit requires less energy to be digested than any other food. Everything consumed by the human body eventually breaks down in the system and is transformed into glucose, fructose, amino acids, etc. The brain cannot function on anything except glucose. Fruit is glucose in the body. Its digestion, absorption and assimilation requires only a short time, rather than to break down food like chicken, mutton, etc. Other foods spend about 1-4 hours in the stomach! Fruits do not digest in the stomach. Most fruits are predigested except for bananas, dates and dried fruits. They pass through the stomach in twenty to thirty minutes as if going through a tunnel. They break down and release their life-giving nutrients in the intestines.



What is the correct way of eating fruits?

It means not eating fruits after your meals! Fruits should be eaten in an empty stomach, for it plays a major role to detoxify your system, supply you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other activities. Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but is prevented from doing so. In the meantime the whole meal rots, ferments and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to rot.



So eat your fruits in an empty stomach or before your meals! You have heard of people complaining - every time I eat watermelon I burp; when I eat durians my stomach bloats up, when I eat bananas I feel like running to the toilet, etc. - actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit in an empty stomach. The fruit mixes with the other food and produces gas and hence you bloat! Graying hair, balding, nervousness, outbursts, dark circles under the eyes - all these will not happen if you take fruits in an empty stomach. There is no such thing as some fruits like orange and lemon are acidic because all fruits become alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Sehlton.

If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you have the secret of beauty, longevity, health, energy, happiness and normal weight.


When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only fresh fruit juice. Not from the cans. Don't even drink juice that has been heated up. Don't eat cooked fruits because you don't get the nutrients. You only get to taste them. So stop making 'goreng pisang' or 'durian porridge' if you want nutrients. Cooking destroys all the vitamins.



Eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice. But if you should drink the juice, drink it slowly. Because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it.

You can go on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse your body. Just eat fruits and drink fruit juices throughout the three days and you will be surprised when your friends tell you how radiant you look! During the fruit fast, you can eat fruits prepared in salad forms and make it look more interesting.

Software version of 3 Idiot's song - Saari Umr Hum

Saari umr hum
coding main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do

Saari umr hum
coding main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me some flight
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again

Give me some flight
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again

Kandhon ko laptop
Ke bojh ne jhukaya

Client se jhoot bolna tho khud
Manager ne sikhaya

C-3 ya D-3 rating laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi
Code kar kar ke pada Ungaliyon pe
JAVA, ORACLE aur PERL ka chaala

Projeck ne to sala poora..
Poora bheja pakka daala

Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do

Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do

Saari umru hum
coding main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Give me some flight
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some flight
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

AISI APANI WIFE HO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aise apni wife ho,
5'7" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Thodi si woh quiet ho,
Aise apni wife ho.


INDIA ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.


Dono me kabhi na fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey PRABHU teri archane uski life ho,
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru tum right ho",
Aisi apni wife ho.


Kaash yeh concept 0.000001 % bhi right ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya haseen life ho,
Har Kisi ki yeh farmaish ho, kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho,
Khudah ke software mein bhi debug ki na gunjaish ho,
Ay kaash kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOMATO STORY

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test..

'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.

'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job..'

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ..
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.....
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire.. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'

Moral of the story


Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life..

Moral 2
If you don't have an Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

Moral 3
If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire..........



P.S - Do not forward this email back to me,
I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes!!!

Office version of "Give me some sunshine"


office mein mar liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do

Saari umr hum
office mein mar liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me some flight
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again

Give me some flight
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again

Kandhon ko laptop
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Client se jhoot bolna tho khud
Manager ne sikhaya

4.5 ya 5 rating laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi
Kaam kar kar ke pada Ungaliyon pe
REVIEW, SCREEN aur REWORK ka chaala

Is Project ne to saala poora..
Poora bheja paka daala

Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do

Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do

Saari umr hum
office main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me some flight
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again

Give me some flight
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again


Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na

HOROSCOPE 2011





Aries

People born under the zodiac Aries can face some challenges in career during the first half of the year. However, you will overcome all the difficulties. Family life will be wonderful. Persons who are in a romantic relationship may get married this year. Financially you can stay secured.


Taurus

Taurus people will have a wonderful life throughout the year. Some of you may even get an unexpected promotion. Family life will be harmonious. Friends will be supportive all through the year. Financial problems, if there will, be solved at the end of the year. However, some health related problems may arise during the last half of the year. So be careful about your health.


Gemini

This is an average year for the Gemini people. No development in career will occur. Financially you will be secured; however you can hardly go for any extra savings for some extra spending. In the middle of the year you may suffer from any major health related problems. So taking care of your health is a must for your. Get in touch with your family physician.

Leo

2011 is a good year for the Leos. You can maintain a healthy family life all across the year. If you are having any romantic relationships then this year you may get married. You will also be financially secured. Some of you may get promotion. The middle of the year will be wonderful.


Virgo

This is an average year for the Virgo people. However this year you will be financially secured. Family life will remain good and healthy. A minor health problem may occur in the beginning of the year. You won’t have any major development in your career or jobs. No extra profit from the business will come. However, people who have the printing business may do better.


Libra

Libra people will experience a wonderful year all the way. You can maintain a healthy relationship with your family members as well as with your friends. In Offices also you will get supports from your colleagues and authorities. Travel is in the air. You can go for a short trip with your friends or family members. However, some financial crisis may occur at the middle of the month due to some huge expenditure.


Scorpio

This is an average year for the Scorpio people. However in the beginning of the year, you can face some health problems though it can be manageable. Some problems in the family may occur. Try to be candid to your partner otherwise some misunderstandings may happen. Financially you will be secured throughout the year.


Sagittarius

2011 is a good year for the Sagittarius people. Some of you can even tie the wedding knot this year. Romantically, this year will be a wonderful one. However, some financial problem may arise this year. Friends will be very supportive all the way around. Some may experience a development in career. Travel is also in the air.


Capricorn

This is an average year for the Capricorn people. Though financial security will be there, however, at the same time no career development will happen. You may face some problems in your family also. Relationships will also face some challenges. Keep patience otherwise it will be worse. However you will be healthy and fit all through the year.


Aquarius

Aquarius people will have a fantastic life throughout the year. Some of you can even get a promotion. Family life will be healthy. Friends will be caring and loyal all through the year. Financial problems will be solved without giving much effort. However, some health related problems may arise at the middle of the year. So be careful about your health.


Pisces

2011 is a good year for the Pisces. You can maintain a healthy family life all through the year. However, a financial problem may arise in the beginning of the year. If you are having any romantic relationship then this year you may tie the wedding knot. Some of you may get promotion. End of the year will be wonderful.